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It's a game of two halves
Created on 2005-01-02 23:38:50 (#5630422), last updated 2009-08-26
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Basic Info| Name: | Matt (it's short for Bob) |
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| Location: | Colorado, United States |
BioYou really want to know? Why? Do you have some pyschological disorder making you interested in me? Well, whatever.
The Riveting Tale of MattShortForBob: he was born in Middle Earth under the sign of the goat; he grew up in a family of middling-to-elevated disfunctionality; he survived school and picked up some Qualifications; he went back for more; and more; and more; eventually he had collected the set, and lo! the world realized that the geekiness was strong with this one; having no real life, he hung around places of learning with a sign that read "will teach programming, multivariate calculus and/or linear algebra for food"; eventually he was convinced to get an LJ, at which point he began refering to himself in the third person until the nice men in white coats took him away.
And yes, gentle reader, this is a pathetic and tragic story. Or, at least, it would have been, had MattShortForBob not been fortunate to, in addition to these mighty deeds (and the mighty splitting of infinitives), manage to marry a Goddess, and meet many other interesting and/or nice people.
He is yet to breed, and many many clear-thinking people are grateful of this.
The Riveting Tale of MattShortForBob: he was born in Middle Earth under the sign of the goat; he grew up in a family of middling-to-elevated disfunctionality; he survived school and picked up some Qualifications; he went back for more; and more; and more; eventually he had collected the set, and lo! the world realized that the geekiness was strong with this one; having no real life, he hung around places of learning with a sign that read "will teach programming, multivariate calculus and/or linear algebra for food"; eventually he was convinced to get an LJ, at which point he began refering to himself in the third person until the nice men in white coats took him away.
And yes, gentle reader, this is a pathetic and tragic story. Or, at least, it would have been, had MattShortForBob not been fortunate to, in addition to these mighty deeds (and the mighty splitting of infinitives), manage to marry a Goddess, and meet many other interesting and/or nice people.
He is yet to breed, and many many clear-thinking people are grateful of this.
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Gladstone Primary School - Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand (Aotearoa) (1980 - 1985)University of Auckland - Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand (Aotearoa) (1991 - 1996)
University of Colorado, Graduate School - Boulder - Boulder, CO (1997 - 2004)
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